Lawson is Illegal Immigrant

Yes, my friends, the truth must come out. I have been informed that several crack researchers at World Net Daily have uncovered my real birth certificate. Since I refuse to be outed by those with a vicious agenda, I am preempting any potential scandal by posting my original birth certificate.

Alas, it is true, that like Barack Obama, I was born in Kenya. Hence my devotion to him all these many months. The evidence is here for all to see.